Nope! I do not have one. I just want to have one.
Well, you see, I am "desiring" for a new cellphone for Christmas! I specifically would like to have an iPhone for this holiday season!
I know. I know that the iPhone is so year 2007 for some countries but it is just about to be officially released here in the Philippines this coming year, so it is still relatively new in the country. So if anyone out there is kind enough to give me this gift for Christmas, I'd be truly truly truly happy!
As a token of my appreciation to that kind soul who will give me this gift for Christmas, I would be willing to be your servant for about hmmmmm.... hmmmm.... a day perhaps.
This is such a fair exchange! Imagine me, the bossy and self-centered Eian would be willing to do everything of your bidding without any complaints whatsoever in ONE-WHOLE-DAY! Such a bargain huh?
I'll be waiting for the offers. Just take note that I want a
REAL iPhone not the imitation one from China which has a very lousy interface.
And remember, the only way to make the deal happen is once I receive the package. In short, it is D.O.D., Deal On Delivery! Haha!
Yuck! It is like I am so desperate to have a new phone!
Waaaahhhh!!!! If only I had much money to buy this thing on my own, I would be willing to do so. But then, when it comes to that department I always encounter a flat tire.
And because I do not have enough money of my own to buy this thing, I'll have to coerce my parents to do so. IF THAT IS EVEN HUMANELY POSSIBLE. I mean, it will be like shooting for the moon with a rock thrown with your bare hands. Which if you are lucky enough, would ricochet back to you and hit you flat on the forehead.
Which will be so nice for my innately hard skull!
Well you see, my phone is relatively new. It is not even a year old with me. Also, it came about a little pricey when we bought it so it is really impossible for my parents to give me an iPhone! Waaaaahhhh!!! I guess, I'll just have to sulk until another occasion comes along for my request to be at least more feasible to be passed on to the department of budget and management of the Sy family.
Waaaaahhhh!!!
Sulk... Sulk... Sulk....
